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Wednesday 19 June 2013

Kaapi !! Indian Press

NFCUK- No French Connection,U Know
This one is for the coffee freaks/connoisseurs. If one belongs to the southern part of India,There is lot higher a chance of you being a coffee lover..simply because,the north side has more like the "Chai pila do yaar!" ("I'd love some tea,buddy!") population. I only belong to the south in terms of genetics. I have spent all my life in the middle. So,quite logically,I like both,tea and coffee. But,I have a lot more of the bean-gene,if I may put it correctly.
Here's the 'chase'. Ever since I tasted coffee, I just lost my 'thing' for the Instant variety. Now,I am not technically abreast with professional jargon like 'Body','Overtone' and stuff that is used to define the taste of coffee,but I do have a basic layman's(maybe a teeny-weeny bittttt more) idea of things. And,yes! I would love to know those terms! But,for now....

Those fancy expensive coffee shops/cafeterias have always caught my attention. Not for their fancy offerings kept on display(or maybe sometimes),but the dark roasted beans in the transparent contraption of unnecessarily big machines(espresso machine..) that squirt out the coffee liquor. These machines,apart from being unnecessarily big and complicated,are also unnecessarily expensive....Anything big,clunky,complicated and most importantly...expensive beyond the requisite are....out of the wishlist. I feel rather proud to call myself a miser,in the worldly sense. Not that I hate spending money. I have this knack of getting stuff done,a lot cheaper than most folks would do. What people call misery, I call frugality... Maybe later on that.
Another thing that caught my attention,was the FRENCH PRESS. This is also a fancy machine that caught my attention when I was watching this show DEXTER...The machine comes in the starting theme song. I looked up for it's price....about Rs.5000... a more fancy way to put it, about $100(more like $90 now...if you know why..)
So I was like...Hmmm....(That was all that I was like...)

I am proud of being an Indian for more reasons than I can count. But the best part is the 'Jugaad' mindset. This word is best defined in a book called Jugaad Innovation, that I read recently. Jugaaad means- Figuring a makeshift/quick and solution to the problem,without compromising on it's integrity.
There is this thing called Filter Coffee,a specialty of south India. The coffee liquor used in these coffees is extracted from the coffee grounds(powdered beans) using this stainless steel contraption.
I came across this utensil(Okay...no rocket science here) when my mom bought it while returning form our holiday in Coorg,Karnataka,as we had bought a lot of roasted beans.
When I saw the working mechanism of the French press and the espresso machine,and then saw the Indian stainless steel contraption, the concept used was a combination of both the expensive machines.
In the ESPRESSO machine,there is this condensed puck of coffee grounds through which,pressurized steam is forced to produce the liquor.
In the FRENCH press, there's this big container. You gave the grounds placed over a movable sieve.Hot water is poured onto the grounds. There's this plunger you press,the hot water is forced through the sieve,extracting all the coffee-ish goodness...and woalah!

The Indian machine is a lot less complicated,lot less cheaper...annnd basically uses the same concept as it's overtly expensive cousins...and the best part,tastes just as good. Wow!! How Do We Do It? Discovery channel should start a new show,specially for Indian innovative stuff,after their already amazing show, going by 'How Do They Do It??'

It's pretty simple..
There are two compartments in the utensil....The top one...and....the bottom one.
The top part has holes on it's bottom side.
Fix the top and bottom,
Put the grounds into the top part. There will be a plunger sort of a thing to press down on the grounds to compact them up. Use the plunger. Make a puck out of the grounds and leave the plunger  on the grounds,in the to compartment. Pour hot water...the kind left for 5 seconds after turning off the gas,post boiling.
Close the top compartment.
Do this at night. It takes like 2 minutes.
Wake up in the morning. Your liquor is ready!
The time it takes is worth waiting for. Besides, you wouldn't realize it pass by.

That's how we do it!!
Suggestions most welcome.

Monday 10 June 2013

Sweet Chick-pea balls A.K.A Besan ke laddu

How hard can this be?? I tried my best while trying to bring out the most 'English' translation of the word laddu... Then I was like,Chuck it! What's in the name?
It' been a while I have done anything radical in the kitchen,except for the usual cakes,Doshas'(Mind you,it's not Dosa) and chapattis(usual for the past month,okay?)..
It's also been a while since I have been pestering my non to teach me to make Besan-Ka-Laddu.
Now,a brief history on my mom..
She belongs to a Keralait/Malayali family that has been settled in Rajasthan for the past...err...60 years. So,apart from the Malayali part of the scene that allowed her to get married to my dad(hmm...now I thank these people's orthodox nature),being from Rajasthan technically guaranteed....well...AMAZING FOOD!!!!!
Ya,so back to the Besan waala laddu. It is one of those things,that if you haven't tasted,your living isn't worth what you think it is. This is the stuff of legends(which one,I know not,but somehow it is!),without of course ruling out the fact that,it is being made by the right(rightful rather) hands.

Okay,Legend part is over,err....My mom's legacy part is over,...I pestering my mom part is over...
The whole searching the Oxford English Dictionary part is overrrr(No,I just made that one up..)....
Oh yeah!!!! The making part!!!
All you need is
Chick pea flour
Powdered sugar
Clarified butter...Arrey yaar GHEE!!!(If traditionally done...LOADS OF IT!!!!...)
Some nuts...use your head for this one
Cardamom(This,rather it's presence/absence makes quite a difference...)
Mayyyybe a few sprinkles of milk all along.
So mix Chick pea flour,the butter in a ratio where you get a sort of bread crumb consistency(Come on!! Search something..Go Figure it out!!!)
Mix in the nuts.Mix this in a preferably huge vat(not for first timers!! You don't want a huge lump of screwed up stuff on the first shot!! You'll never try the next time!!!!!!!)
Mix it all up till the whole mixture is brownish(Not till you realize...OH SHIT!!! IT'S BURNT!!)
If done right,the nose smells something worth dying for.
Now add in the sugar.Don't put too much of sugar..preferably 1/4th to 1/3rd of the amount of the flour.Stick to the lower side.
There's a reason to why you add the sugar towards the end I guess. Annnnnd the best part is.....MY MOM DOESN'T KNOW THIS ONE!!!! (Yeah,I fgured this one out.)Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
But that doesn't make my mom a lesser Amazing cook..But I feel bad that she doesn't ask questions.
You add the sugar in the end probably because,sugar on heating turns brown pretty fast. So if you add the sugar in the very beginning,the whole mixture browns up pretty quickly,and you feel that the flour got cooked all through...and hence,MAKE AN ASS OUT OF YOURSELF,apart from wasting a lot of stuff and killing a dozen people with stomach aches!!!
So sugar in the end!
If you go through the whole jig right,you end up with one of the few things that taste better than Lindt's 85% dak chocolate!
Mom says,if you really want this thing to taste heavenly,stay a bit higher on the GHEE front. Not necessary,but if you did all the rest properly(IFFFF),then that one tad bit extra(Please don't get too enthusiastic about this step,I am a fitness enthusiast.so...) actually helps.
I gobble one every one hour while I am awake(I gream of eating approximately the same amount while I sleep)...So,the thing gets over pretty fast. And thennnn.... I run like HELL!!!!!!
If you are a guy...and you buy this stuff from a shop...Man!! You are impotent!!!